Tonight’s Best TV
Tuesday, September 02
Alas, there are no Hogwarts grads on Syfy's latest, but the competition does crib elements from other series.
World News with David Muir
Muir replaces Diane Sawyer. Somewhere, Ron Burgundy weeps.
Featuring Alia Shawkat as Frances Cleveland, Courteney Cox as Edith Wilson, and Casey Wilson as Dolley Madison.
Wednesday, September 03
Fantasy football's most entertainingly unpleasant competitors return to discover there are worse things than coming in at the bottom of the league (well, maybe).
Thursday, September 04
7 Deadly Sins
A porn star with a life-threatening 36O cup size leads the ''Pride'' episode of Morgan Spurlock's unsettling, absorbing, Tales From the Crypt-ish docu-series.
Sunday Night Football
SNF kicks off the season with the Packers against the Super Bowl-winning Seahawks...on a Thursday.
Tonight's nudes include a Philly radio host and an L.A. native.
The contestants have to use fancy jewelry pieces for inspiration.
The Honourable Woman
Nessa gets involved with a ''compromised telecom-munications initiative.''
''Miracles be happening in your face all the time!'' Jesus (Gerald ''Slink'' Johnson) says on this Compton-set sitcom from Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder.
Friday, September 05
Stand Up to Cancer (SU2C)
For those looking to do good without dumping a bucket of ice over their head, there's the SU2C telethon. The prime-time event will be simulcast liveacross 31 channels, Hulu, and Yahoo, with appearances and performances by Will Ferrell, Jennifer Aniston, Jon Hamm, the Who, Ariana Grande, and more.
Saturday, September 06
Cinephiles, take note of this gripping Project Greenlight follow-up about two competing filmmakersone a writer looking to direct, the other a YouTube sensationcreating their own features with help from producers Zachary Quinto and Chris Moore.